I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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