You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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