How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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