she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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