He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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