do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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