drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm bleeding and have questions
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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