Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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