yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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