She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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