Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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