I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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