we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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