Sry I called you an 8
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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