So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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