I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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