But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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