I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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