Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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