Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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