Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i think i just lost a toe
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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