i already hear my dad disowning me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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