My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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