windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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