whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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