Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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