I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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