its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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