So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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