dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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