Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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