I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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