People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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