Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She's the barista slut.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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