How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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