This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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