I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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