i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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