Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just had sex on a roof
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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