thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it's like iHOP with fire
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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