found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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