D3 body, D1 cock
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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