The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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