When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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