My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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