I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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