Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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