Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Randomize
