this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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