If i come over, it means nothing
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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