he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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