Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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