it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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