don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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