I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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